Three average men once sat in a room;
They were all very bored, one could tell by the gloom
So one of them opted to take the chance;
The very chance that he may mess his pants!
He lifted his leg and they shout “Don’t you dare!”
Before bolting outside while gasping for air
The group came back in, and the odor remained;
Our hero was sore ‘cause his breeches were stained
Then right through the door the fellow was hurled
‘Cause he’d just ripped a blast that was heard ‘round the world!