Thursday, April 3, 2003

Tyrant

She's sharp and she's cool
She's patient; no one's fool
Determined

Bubbly when attention's given
Boys talk to her, idea of livin'
Agenda

Waiting in her stance
For perfection wearing pants
Black Widow

Eyes of coal, smile a phenom
Laugh as music, sweet as venom
Medusa

Her heart burns on still
She must enforce her will
Gestapo

Special kind of gal
Not typical, yet so real
Pitfall

As for me, this won't stand
So I hold up my hand
Resistance

She turns and looks on
Spots another, she's gone
Insatiable

Monday, October 14, 2002

Today in History

On this date in 1966: Edwin C. RANT of Canada used a homemade apparatus he hoped would take him to the orient via the center of the planet. However, due to both malfunction and human error, he soon resurfaced in a grain field about 45 miles southeast of Dallas.  The local sheriff was not amused; nor was the landowner, although he later admitted in an interview that he would have "forgiven the feller if he'd a just brung some dadgum oil up with him".